Welp, might as well let the cat out of the bag…… I own an Audi now, and I couldn’t be happier with the purchase since I bought it from a good friend of mine. It’s @kinkyslayer’s old A4 which is my new (to me) car. It’s the nicest car I’ve owned and I love it already!


>gettin hot and heavy w/ a girl

>she then tells me to talk dirty

>tell her that 10% of the world’s carbon dioxide emissions are stored in dirt

>she’s still turned on and now she knows a little more about mother earth

>copulate and educate

(via motorsportboners)